Scavengers Update

I feel like I am about 100-150 “pages” away from being done with a draft of Scavengers. It’s a good feeling! Thanks to anyone/everyone who has taken the time to read it. I promise you, or those curious but uncertain, it shall be finished. The end is in sight, though the end for some characters may come sooner, rather than later… BWA HA HA HA HA!!!

Scavengers – Section 23 Now Online


In this section, our narrator Tuttle describes how he and LeCelle left the Scav ship for good. Not as thrilling a flashback as Peg and Wiley’s, but one with long-standing consequences.



So, I’m back in Ohio now, shacking up at my parents’s house. It’s quite nice actually. I love the quieter environment.

I’ve been working diligently on my second novel. I’m posting it online as I go, and you can start reading it here.

In any case, I hope your holidays were good and that 2016 brings you lots of luck. I’ll be needing a fair bit myself.

But to make myself feel better, here’s a list of things I did last year:

  • Invented a combat-based strategy board game
  • Was asked back onto a TV comedy show since my bit last time turned out to be one of their most popular web clips
  • Moved from soul-crushing LA to my hometown
  • Finished a novel
  • Started another novel
  • Served on Jury Duty- and quite liked it!
  • Started making steps to improve my body and mind.

So if you want to see things realistically, maybe a list like this omits a lot of downsides, but if you’re like me and see nothing but downsides whenever you open your eyes, perhaps a little pick-me-up is needed!

A Deadly Game of Cat & Mouse

Street Fighter meets Animal Planet in this epic c-c-c-combo breaker of a video (courtesy of

And if that sort of cat-related content doesn’t strike your Fancy Feast, here’s the kind of cat-related content your heart desires:

And if you’re not interested in cat-related content on the internet, why are you even here? C’mon, don’t be a pussy.

(The second video is courtesy of my former college professor, Jeffrey Sconce. Check out his blog for more amusing material, but I’ll warn you now. It may not not contain cats.)

PS – For added insanity, I recommend playing both videos concurrently. This is a cat-astrophic mash-up.